I’m really surprised she stayed with me. The old farmhouse wouldn’t have had more holes and drafts if it had been strafed by an A10. I just caught bull snakes I came across and threw them in the attic or basement to keep the mice in check like I did around the cattle bunks. That was also...
Well when she moved in with me at my bachelor pad farmhouse, I went and bought her pots and pans, a vacuum, and an iron the first Christmas thinking a good woman would need those and I don’t clean and pretty much ate dinner at the local bar every night.
Needless to say 15 years later and I...
My grandpa used to tell me “you could F*** up a crowbar in a sandbox”
My mom used to say about worthless or dumb people “he couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were in the heel”
I always liked Patton’s quote “if everyone is thinking alike then someone isn’t thinking”
We had an argument about shooting 3-1/2” mags. I told him they were unnecessary and I didn’t like shooting them. He won the fight but lost the war. 🤣
“Dad, my shoulder is numb”