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    My Apologies

    ...for the Disney Divorce Joke - I meant no offense.
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    Favorite Movie Lines ?

    How do you know she's a witch? She turned me into a newt! ....a newt? Well... I got better. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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    Things you can do with "bounce"

    Good Post WHOC- The bounce sheets wiped on exposed areas of skin keep the infamous mo-see-ums away, as well. These are the tiny biting gnats or midges we have along the southeastern coasts. I've heard visitors describe them as "a set of teeth with wings." Thanks for the other info.
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    Caught a Varmint Today

    I'm surprised some of you long-timers haven't asked the obvious question - Are we gonna count mice/rats in the '05 Fantasy Hunt?:eek:
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    Moose Sheds By The Ton

    BSE Thing Hi Taxi - I believe the BSE that's being referred to is Bovine Spongiforme Encephalitis - also called mad-cow disease. It's my understanding that it's essentially the same thing as Chronic Wasting Disease or CWD that may be making some inroads into the various cervid populations...
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    Stress Relief

    Here's a surefire stress reliever. Just follow the link and press on the piggy's nose. http://members.cox.net/ladysarakat/piggy.swf
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    Outdoors Babe WELCOME My Love

    reminds me of an old rhyme: There was a littlie girl Who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead And when she was good She was very, very good But when she was bad She was MARVELOUS
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    Hello

    Welcome Hill - enjoy - there's a good bunch of folks here
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    new, from tx

    Welcome Maverick - enjoy!
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    Gun Fighter

    Great joke!
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    Top Ten Reasons U Know Ur Redneck

    Then there was the time the cop stopped me outside a bar and asked if I had any I.D. And I said (drumroll please)......." 'bout whut? "
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    Custom Knife for a good friend

    Sorry if this is in the wrong area, but I wanted to ask the deer hunters. I'd like to order a custom knife for a very close friend. We've spent most of the last 25 hunting seasons together in the field and most of the stories in my life worth telling begin "John and I...." I'd like to hear...
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    Would you participate??

    I go $100 dollars worth of tickets, but I agree with DanR on limiting the number of tickets. Powerball (Lotto) like odds don't interest me very much.
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    Blond Joke Num 5

    :eek: OMG, Q1 - That is FUNNY!
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    Aging Rooster

    A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you can’t handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it's done to me. Can't you...
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