"You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When..."

[Left Behind]

Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of
the EZ-Boy.
The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!
You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.
Friday you set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your
morning jog.
*****ing your finger for cholesterol screening only
yielded gravy.
A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of
the 5000."
That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel
burn.
Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called
twice.
You consider gluttony your patriotic duty.
Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete
this.

 

[countrygal]

I can barely type this but that was a good one....

 

[Elkhunter]

ROFLMAO Soooooooooooooo true!