Correct Orca lover on the order of ingredients, better than most baristas; and a true latte drinker hopefully can tell the difference in 2% and skim in creaminess and taste alone.
If I am ever at a Starbucks, it is to place a ridiculous order just like that. But it would be to take back home to my wife and you better believe I'd be expecting a little payback later that evening after the kids go to bed for making me look like a fool in public. It's worse than her asking me to hold her purse at the mall.
And what the heck ever happened to small, medium, and large? I love it when you're at McD's and order a "medium" fries and the clown behind the register says we don't have "medium" - only "large", "extra large", and "supersize". Huh? And what the hell is this venti and grande crap? We're not in friggin Italy.