2fastnaz
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One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that her
friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother replied:
"Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?" The little girl
explained, "Well... OK... the Mommy and Daddy take off all of their
clothes,
and the Daddy's thingee sort of stands up, and then Mommy puts it in her
mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies."
Her Mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and said, "Oh,
Honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies. That's how you get
jewelry."
J.D.
friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother replied:
"Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?" The little girl
explained, "Well... OK... the Mommy and Daddy take off all of their
clothes,
and the Daddy's thingee sort of stands up, and then Mommy puts it in her
mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies."
Her Mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and said, "Oh,
Honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies. That's how you get
jewelry."
J.D.
