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steamingutpile
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I'm always in trouble with my wife and I just can't figure out why. When she cooks she only knows one range setting HIGH. So last Christmas I found at a Military Store a used flamethrower. Another night on the couch.
Then the other day I come home and I head upstairs to check my e-mail. Wife says: "I'll call you when dinners ready." And I say: "Don't worry I'll hear the smoke alarm." Sleeping on the couch again!
She always wants to go to these parties and social events and I keep telling her we need to cut expenses and I really can't afford that much Duct Tape. Slept in the garage that night!
I can't figure it out what is she so uptight about?
Then the other day I come home and I head upstairs to check my e-mail. Wife says: "I'll call you when dinners ready." And I say: "Don't worry I'll hear the smoke alarm." Sleeping on the couch again!
She always wants to go to these parties and social events and I keep telling her we need to cut expenses and I really can't afford that much Duct Tape. Slept in the garage that night!
I can't figure it out what is she so uptight about?
