Truck?

[Doug]

What do you call a 1000# drunk woman sitting on a bar stool with a trojan in her pocket?

A 1/2 ton pick-up with a bedliner.

 

[Mntman]

That's sick.
But so true!
V.F.

 

[Elkhunter]

That is bad Doug. Think Russ knows her?

 

[ELKCHSR]

I only like heavy cow's and skinny women!!!

 

[Quick Draw]

That's bad but makes sense if you thnk about it.
Quick Draw