The Miracle Of Toilet Paper

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>Subject: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

>Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to
my
>husband that my breasts are too small.
>
>Instead of characteristically telling me it?s not so, he
>uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
>
>"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
>toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
>
>Willing to tryReceived: from BorderManager Gateway-MTA b anything, I fetch
>a piece of toilet paper and stand in
>front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
>
>"How long will this take?", I asked.
>
>íThey will grow larger over a period of years,í my husband replies.
>
>I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between
>my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
>
>Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
>
>He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
>again, Although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
>straw.
>
>Stupid, stupid man