You don't have to own a cat (or be owned by one) to appreciate this...
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned
on a
night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered
their
pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened
the
front door to leave their house. The cat they
had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to
eat
the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside
to
get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife
doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains
to
the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going
upstairs
to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
long,"
he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed.
Had
to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to
wrap
her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I
hauled
her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cabdriver hit a parked car...
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned
on a
night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered
their
pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened
the
front door to leave their house. The cat they
had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to
eat
the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside
to
get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife
doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains
to
the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going
upstairs
to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
long,"
he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed.
Had
to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to
wrap
her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I
hauled
her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cabdriver hit a parked car...
