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Subject: The Usual
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They
arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His
wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says
Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks
Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is
becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you
drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share
lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her
arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big
boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the
club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam
the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the
stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having
none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him
every name in the book. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you
picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They
arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His
wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says
Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks
Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is
becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you
drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share
lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her
arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big
boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the
club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam
the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the
stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having
none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him
every name in the book. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you
picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave
