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Some before and after pics
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some guys don't know a complement when they read it. Hell, i would be proud to be called a human tampon. Anyone who spends that much time in a vagina deserves such recognition
Looks like you went back down to deckard flats and hired some cowboys to herd up a little bull for you.
and BTW, my wife liked the picture of the snow, but she had a hard time figuring out what you were doing to that gopher hole
Looks like you went back down to deckard flats and hired some cowboys to herd up a little bull for you.
and BTW, my wife liked the picture of the snow, but she had a hard time figuring out what you were doing to that gopher hole
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Come to think of it, you were the ugliest hunting companion of the week.
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that is sick, who would do a 20 year old, much less one on the rag. At least i didnt try to put my finder in your azz like you other hunting partner did
Dinkshooter
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Sounds like to much fun was had in Montana.
Maybe more fudge on hotdogs than ketchup though.
Maybe more fudge on hotdogs than ketchup though.
what?? i thought that was normal elk hunting. In fact it was a lot like deer hunting in WI. So, three trucks parked on a hilltop, with 3 dudes, one 17 year old jailbait hottie with an anus fetish, and all of us cracking open half frozen beers at noon looking through spotting scopes is unusual elk hunting activity?
I shit you not, i stepped on the scale today and this will be the first ever hunting trip that i actually gained a couple pounds
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Schmalts, first that's not a gopher hole. It's a cougar's den. Second, it was 3 in the afternoon, and you're off by about a decade on the girl's age. Was that a sweet elk glassing knob or what?
Taking pictures of snow... what a fruitcake.
Taking pictures of snow... what a fruitcake.
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YOU gotta tell the Deckard Flats story. Only because you have to explain just why you did it TWICE
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Moosie
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Now I remember why I like Hunting With Greeny..... But my liver reminds me why I don't like hunting with Greeny
Less talk of Schmalts, more pictures of the Boobies !!
Where isd that PHAG LILLY this year ?
Less talk of Schmalts, more pictures of the Boobies !!
Where isd that PHAG LILLY this year ?
Way to go, let everyone know your secret spot. Don't blame me if that place if full of hunters next year.
I can't help it if I am like a Japanese tourist.
Moosie, it isnt more pictures of her boobies you want to see, it's her azz! I think when she laid over the center councel area of the truck to look through the spotter she knew what she was doing to me.
Kurt, why was there a funny smell coming from that bear rug in your den?? Are you sure she didnt wipe her finger on the rug?
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It's no laughing matter.
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Great pics and LMAO banter
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He's put up a tent in Monarch Montana, but I just spoke with him and he's coming to town to hang with me this weekend. I suspect fun.
Blacktailbc
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Hey Schmalts, nice pics. Who makes your pack? it looks like a good one.
