Since we're ripping on women............

[BigHornRam]

In today's society it is improper for a woman to belch, fart, cuss, or spit, therefore they must bitch........otherwise they would explode!

 

[enraeh]

My little Angel

In today's society it is improper for a woman to belch, fart, cuss, or spit, therefore they must bitch........otherwise they would explode!

My wife does all that and manages to explode every 28 days anyway...but as long as she has the pink and I have the need she gets a pass from me

 

[Don Taylor]

Anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die has to be evil.

 

[tnctcb]

my wife started to explode when she read the thread topic but when she read the rest she giggled and farted.

 

[noharleyyet]

my wife started to explode when she read the thread topic but when she read the rest she giggled and farted.

...now that's funny

 

[Steiny]

A guy comes home after work one evening, busts through the door and yells ... "Honey, I just hit the lotto for millions, hurry up and pack your bags!"

The wife replies ... "That's wonderful dear, should I pack for warm or cool weather?"

Hubby replies .... "I don't give a damn, just pack and get the fugg out!"