Sh*t our wives do...

my wife gets mad when i don't do her laundry, but then also gets mad when i fold her laundry wrong, or don't fold her laundry. it's a lose-lose-lose situation.
Learn this phrase,

"Listen, you can either have it done for you or you can have it done your way but you can't have both."

Particularly effective* when started or ended with, "Calm down."

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*the writer takes no responsibility as to the actual outcome of using this advice
 
Learn this phrase,

"Listen, you can either have it done for you or you can have it done your way but you can't have both."

Particularly effective* when started or ended with, "Calm down."

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
*the writer takes no responsibility as to the actual outcome of using this advice
last time i told her to calm down she said she was going to kill me in my sleep. i'll add your phrase in and see what extreme response i get. will keep you posted.
 
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