Sensitive husband

[DRAFTSTUD]

This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.

There are two sheriff's deputies there; he asks if there is a problem

One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, could he see a picture of his wife.

The guy says 'sure' and shows him a picture of his wife.



The deputy says, 'I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck.'

The guy says,' I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook.'

 

[huntRme]

Reminds me of the song "Make An Ugly Woman Your Wife"..."yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook."