Rodeo Sex

[BigHornRam]

Here's how you do it.

Mount your wife from behind. Take your left hand and firmly grab her left breast. Take your right hand and firmly grab her right breast. Next lean forward and whisper in her ear "your sister has nicer ones than these"......then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds!

 

[noharleyyet]

....that also creates relative humidity paul.

 

[ringer]

OR-guy went to the Pendleton Roundup and got drunk as a skunk. Woke up with a brown ring and a red ring around his pecker. Went to the doc and he said "I have good news and bad news". The good news is the red ring is lipstick, the bad news is the brown ring is Skoal.

 

[IndyJay]

I thought relative humidity was the sweat on your balz after doing your brother's wife...