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Subject: Fw: Retirement
>
> > > > > > The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered
> an
> > > > early
> > > > > > retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired
> immediately
> > > his
> > > > > > full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a
> > > straight
> > > > > > line between any two points on the general's body, with the
> general
> > > > > getting
> > > > > > to select any pair of points he wished.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The first general was from the Air Force. He asked the pension
> > clerk
> > > to
> > > > > > measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six
> feet.
> > > He
> > > > > > walked out with a check for $720,000.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The second man, an Army general, asked the pension clerk to
> measure
> > > from
> > > > > > the tip of his up-stretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He
> > walked
> > > > out
> > > > > > with a check for $960,000.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The third general was a grizzled old Marine from Texas. He told
> the
> > > > > > pension man "Son, I want you to measure from the tip of my penis
> all
> > > the
> > > > > > way to my testicles." The pension man suggested that perhaps the
> > > Marine
> > > > > > general might like to reconsider; pointing out the nice checks
the
> > > > > previous
> > > > > > two generals had received. The Marine general insisted "No sir,
> you
> > > > heard
> > > > > > right. Go ahead and measure."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The pension expert said that would be OK, but that he'd better
get
> a
> > > > > > medical officer to do the measuring. The medical officer
attended
> > and
> > > > > asked
> > > > > > the general to drop 'em. He did. The medical officer placed
the
> > tape
> > > > on
> > > > > > the tip of the general's penis and began to work back. "My God!"
> he
> > > > said,
> > > > > > "where are your testicles?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Vietnam," the general replied."
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
>
> > > > > > The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered
> an
> > > > early
> > > > > > retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired
> immediately
> > > his
> > > > > > full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a
> > > straight
> > > > > > line between any two points on the general's body, with the
> general
> > > > > getting
> > > > > > to select any pair of points he wished.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The first general was from the Air Force. He asked the pension
> > clerk
> > > to
> > > > > > measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six
> feet.
> > > He
> > > > > > walked out with a check for $720,000.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The second man, an Army general, asked the pension clerk to
> measure
> > > from
> > > > > > the tip of his up-stretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He
> > walked
> > > > out
> > > > > > with a check for $960,000.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The third general was a grizzled old Marine from Texas. He told
> the
> > > > > > pension man "Son, I want you to measure from the tip of my penis
> all
> > > the
> > > > > > way to my testicles." The pension man suggested that perhaps the
> > > Marine
> > > > > > general might like to reconsider; pointing out the nice checks
the
> > > > > previous
> > > > > > two generals had received. The Marine general insisted "No sir,
> you
> > > > heard
> > > > > > right. Go ahead and measure."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The pension expert said that would be OK, but that he'd better
get
> a
> > > > > > medical officer to do the measuring. The medical officer
attended
> > and
> > > > > asked
> > > > > > the general to drop 'em. He did. The medical officer placed
the
> > tape
> > > > on
> > > > > > the tip of the general's penis and began to work back. "My God!"
> he
> > > > said,
> > > > > > "where are your testicles?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Vietnam," the general replied."
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
