You Know You're A Redneck If...
-- A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife.
-- You let your 12-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in
front of her kids.
-- You've been married three times ... and still have the same
in-laws.
-- Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.
-- You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
-- Someone in your family once died right after saying, "Hey! Watch
this!"
-- You think Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
-- A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
-- A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife.
-- You let your 12-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in
front of her kids.
-- You've been married three times ... and still have the same
in-laws.
-- Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.
-- You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
-- Someone in your family once died right after saying, "Hey! Watch
this!"
-- You think Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
-- A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
