Found this while cleaning-out my 'in-box'..... A couple of them are hilarious (check-out Desire & Deprived...
)
Enjoy!
S.
South's version of Haiku:
by BrendaMetcalf
REDNECK HAIKU
BEAUTY
Naked in repose,
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps.
REMORSE
A painful sadness.
Can't fit big-screen TV through
Double-wide's front door.
OPTIONS
Unemployment's out.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability.
A NEW MOON
Flashlights pierce darkness.
No nightcrawlers to be found.
Guess we'll gig some frogs.
ALONE
Seeking solitude,
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order.
DESIRE
Dang, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
That you are my cousin.
HATRED
I curse the rainbow
Emblazoned upon his hood.
Gosh dang Jeff Gordon.
DRAMA
Set the VCR.
Dukes of Hazzard marathon
At 9 O'clock.
DEPRIVED
In Walmart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants wrestling doll.
Mama whups his ass
NO SIGNAL
White noise, buzzing static.
Call Earl. Satellite dish
Needs new descrambler.
IMPOUNDED
Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My F150.
GATHERING
In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man.
PRIDE
Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans
Filling pickup bed.
MEANING
Duct tape is the force.
It has a light side, and a dark side and it
Holds the universe together.
Enjoy!
S.
South's version of Haiku:
by BrendaMetcalf
REDNECK HAIKU
BEAUTY
Naked in repose,
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps.
REMORSE
A painful sadness.
Can't fit big-screen TV through
Double-wide's front door.
OPTIONS
Unemployment's out.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability.
A NEW MOON
Flashlights pierce darkness.
No nightcrawlers to be found.
Guess we'll gig some frogs.
ALONE
Seeking solitude,
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order.
DESIRE
Dang, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
That you are my cousin.
HATRED
I curse the rainbow
Emblazoned upon his hood.
Gosh dang Jeff Gordon.
DRAMA
Set the VCR.
Dukes of Hazzard marathon
At 9 O'clock.
DEPRIVED
In Walmart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants wrestling doll.
Mama whups his ass
NO SIGNAL
White noise, buzzing static.
Call Earl. Satellite dish
Needs new descrambler.
IMPOUNDED
Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My F150.
GATHERING
In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man.
PRIDE
Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans
Filling pickup bed.
MEANING
Duct tape is the force.
It has a light side, and a dark side and it
Holds the universe together.
