Problem Solved...

[nochawk]

My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal
immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal
immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the
Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have elected to solve
the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal
immigrant problems

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and
cheaper than buying gas.

 

[wilecoyote76]

cjcj should get a kick out of this one! Good times....let us know how it turns out and how many miles per burrito you are getting!