Police Bulletin

DRAFTSTUD

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Ft. Worth, TX
31 DEC 08

Ft. Worth Police today reported finding a john doe male body in the
Trinity River. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer
consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a
strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt.. He also had a cucumber stuffed up
his ass.

The police thoughtfully removed the Obama t-shirt to spare the family any
unnecessary embarrassment.
 
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