Only in Texas (or, One More Sign How Fugged Up Texas Is)

[JoseCuervo]

Only in Texas do the strip clubs sue the 14 year old strippers they employ......

(AP) A strip club in Texas that hired a 14-year-old as an exotic dancer says it was swindled and is suing the seventh-grader and her parents.

The girl allegedly exposed her breasts while working at Cheetah Club in Corpus Christi, a violation of state law. Alan Yaffe, the club's attorney, said the club didn't know the girl was a minor and disputed the alleged sequence of events that led the teenager to work there in the first place.

"She came (into the club) with 6-inch stiletto heels and a miniskirt and looked just like a model from a Miss America's contest," Yaffe said.

 

[noharleyyet]

Whatcha wanna bet there's a scumbag attorney advising pre-emptive litigation?

...14 huh?....fair game for Letterman.

 

[JoseCuervo]

Whatcha wanna bet there's a scumbag attorney advising pre-emptive litigation?
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duhhh........ today's nominee for Rocket Scientist of the Year: NoHarley.....

You think maybe the fact the article quoted "Alan Yaffe, the club's attorney," indicates there is an attorney involved?????

Them Texans sure do need them big hats......

 

[noharleyyet]

...where did it say he was a scumbag?...oh yea, this part,

the club's attorney,"

Now go kick your dog.

 

[cjcj]

Were you in the Front Row Jose?..How many singles did you put in her G- string?

 

[noharleyyet]

Gunther's obsessive horndoggery for all things Texas is well documented.

 

[Tom]

If you're from Idaho, who do you think the club should sue for damages? Is this for real?