AZHUNTERR
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> > >Subject: One Liners
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> > > > What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
> > > > You can drop her off anywhere.
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> > > > What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
> > > > Outlaws are wanted.
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> > > > What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
> > > > What ever she wants. He's sleeping.
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> > > > Where does virgin wool come from?
> > > > Ugly sheep.
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> > > > How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
> > > > It isn't hard.
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> > > > How can you piss off your wife while making love?
> > > > Call her from your mobile phone.
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> > > > What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her
> > >wedding
> > > > night?
> > > > His last name.
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> > > > What's the down side to a threesome?
> > > > You could disappoint two women instead of just one.
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> > > > How do you know you're really ugly?
> > > > Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.
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> > > > Why are hurricanes named after women?
> > > > Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and
car.
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> > > > What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
> > > > You can drop her off anywhere.
> > > >
> > > > What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
> > > > Outlaws are wanted.
> > > >
> > > > What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
> > > > What ever she wants. He's sleeping.
> > > >
> > > > Where does virgin wool come from?
> > > > Ugly sheep.
> > > >
> > > > How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
> > > > It isn't hard.
> > > >
> > > > How can you piss off your wife while making love?
> > > > Call her from your mobile phone.
> > > >
> > > > What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her
> > >wedding
> > > > night?
> > > > His last name.
> > > >
> > > > What's the down side to a threesome?
> > > > You could disappoint two women instead of just one.
> > > >
> > > > How do you know you're really ugly?
> > > > Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.
> > > >
> > > > Why are hurricanes named after women?
> > > > Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and
car.
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