Old Guys Rule

[DavidKeenan]

An 80-year-old man was having his annual check-up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never been better!" he said. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,

"Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a Lion appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the Lion and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied, " No."

The doctor continued, "The Lion dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that Lion."

"Exactly!," replied the doctor..

 

[ardrhi]

That reminds me of something my grandpa told me a few months before he died.

He had scheduled a checkup with the doctor. As he and grandma drove in to town he mentioned that he was going to talk to the doc about getting some Viagra.

When they got to the doctor's office, grandma didn't take off to go shopping like she usually does. She got out of the car and went in to the doctor's office.

Grandpa asked her what she was doing.

She says, "If you're going to pull that rusty old thing out, I'm going to need a tetanus shot!"