AZHUNTERR
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A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his
watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running
late?"
"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and Iwas just
testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
about
it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"Oh really? What's it telling you now?" she inquires. "Well, it says you're
not
wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am
wearing panties!"
And the man starts tapping on the watch face and says, "Damn thing must be
an hour fast."
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his
watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running
late?"
"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and Iwas just
testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
about
it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"Oh really? What's it telling you now?" she inquires. "Well, it says you're
not
wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am
wearing panties!"
And the man starts tapping on the watch face and says, "Damn thing must be
an hour fast."
