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Hunt naked

A-con

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Buck naked, in the snow !
So, what kinda weapon would you use ?

I'm thinking a spear, wouldn't want no bow strings twanging when I'm a flapping in the breeze. No rifle bolts a closeing, and I wouldn't be wearing no belt to store my ninja throwing stars, so I'd go with a spear.

<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 04-26-2003 05:05: Message edited by: Anaconda ]</font>
 

ELKCHSR

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I don't know, one thing for certain, that first week of rifle season when the temps dropped -20, and with out a fire, that may have been a little more challenge than I would have wanted to tackle..LOL.. smilies/biggrin.gif
 
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Dick Reece

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I'm not sure,I'd already be carrying so much weight on my shoulder with no drawers to hold anything....I'd probably just sit there and freeze to death
 

ELKCHSR

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smilies/eek.gif I didn't realize that your drawers had much of any thing to do with controlling the weight on your back...LOL.... smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif
 

danr55

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Anaconda, Who are you trying to fool?? If you were naked in that cold, it wouldn't matter how many bolt guns were closing or how many bowstrings were twanging.. you wouldn't be in any danger as long as they stayed in front of you.....

Now that lump on your backside might be a little tender...

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Moosie

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What kind of Animal Are you hunting.. Makes a big difference..... Are we hunting Artic Hare, or is this like Elk hunting smilies/confused.gif
 

Hunterman

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Let me see,,hhmmm,,,I'd have to use a club smilies/biggrin.gif After all this Jazzercise smilies/hump.gif all the animals would have to come in close so they could wittness this mass of man smilies/hump.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/tongue.gif

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Elkhunter

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Tony, if that was the case, maybe you could just use laughter as a weapon. smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif
 

Hunterman

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Damn Bill,,have you been talking to my wife again smilies/confused.gif I think she said the same thing smilies/mad.gif although it was kind of hard to understand her while she was ROTFLHAO.. smilies/fight.gif

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ELKCHSR

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> all the animals would have to come in close so they could wittness this mass of man
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Very close..LMAO!!!! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif
 

Cooter

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I know this much: If Paul was in the vicinity, I definitely wouldn't be hunting naked. One false move while bending over to check something out and you're screwed (literally)

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ELKCHSR

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ELKCHSR

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Well that didn't work, was supposed to show three of those blue haird freeks in a line...All well, you get the idea..LOL..
 

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