Fat Bassturd
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I'm pretty sure this one is an oldie, but it is a goodie:
A guy is buying a horse from a rancher and says he's
sending over someone to check out the horse. The
rancher asks how will he recognize the guy.
The buyer says, "That's easy, he's a midget with a
speech impediment."
So, the midget shows up and the rancher asks if he's
looking for a male or a female horse.
"A female horth," says the midget. So he shows him
his prize filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I see her eyeths?" So the
rancher picks up the little guy and he gives the
horses eyes the once over.
"Nith eyethes, can I see her earzth?" So the rancher
picks him up and shows him the horses ears.
"Nice earzth, can I see her mouf?" Now the rancher is
getting pretty tired of this, but he picks him up
again and shows him the horses mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her twat?" The rancher has had
it by now and grabs the guy under his arm and jams the
midget's head up the fillys rear end, pulls him out
and throws him on the ground. The midget gets up
sputtering and coughing.
"Perhaps I should rephrathe that. Can I see her wun
around a widdle bit?"
A guy is buying a horse from a rancher and says he's
sending over someone to check out the horse. The
rancher asks how will he recognize the guy.
The buyer says, "That's easy, he's a midget with a
speech impediment."
So, the midget shows up and the rancher asks if he's
looking for a male or a female horse.
"A female horth," says the midget. So he shows him
his prize filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I see her eyeths?" So the
rancher picks up the little guy and he gives the
horses eyes the once over.
"Nith eyethes, can I see her earzth?" So the rancher
picks him up and shows him the horses ears.
"Nice earzth, can I see her mouf?" Now the rancher is
getting pretty tired of this, but he picks him up
again and shows him the horses mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her twat?" The rancher has had
it by now and grabs the guy under his arm and jams the
midget's head up the fillys rear end, pulls him out
and throws him on the ground. The midget gets up
sputtering and coughing.
"Perhaps I should rephrathe that. Can I see her wun
around a widdle bit?"