I love the opening:
"In possibly the most Canadian thing to happen since Molson and Labbatt Blue fought over the right to serve beer at Wayne Gretzky's wedding, a grizzly bear has crashed the end of the year festivities at a small ski area in Alberta."
http://www.tetongravity.com/story/culture/grizzly-bear-crashes-ski-area-end-of-season-party
"In possibly the most Canadian thing to happen since Molson and Labbatt Blue fought over the right to serve beer at Wayne Gretzky's wedding, a grizzly bear has crashed the end of the year festivities at a small ski area in Alberta."
http://www.tetongravity.com/story/culture/grizzly-bear-crashes-ski-area-end-of-season-party