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A 95 year old Grandfather passed away. After the funeral his Granddaughter asked her Gram, what caused her Grandfathers demise. Her Grammother explained it was Sunday morning and they were having sex. The astonished Grandaughter,said "at your age, you were having sex?" The Grandmother explained that Sunday was the best time. That years ago they found that the ringing of the church bells set the perfect cadence. In with the ding and out with the dong, it was perfect. Grandpa would probably still be here if the IceCream truck wouldn't have driven by.
