Funny Hunter Quotes/Lingo

[Carl 9.3x62]

It had a huge body though...

 

[dirtclod Az.]

Shoot it's face off!

 

[Seeleylakehunter]

Let er rip tater chip .
Didn't go 20

 

[Nick87]

Shoot it's face off!

Lot of goose hunters go with the whole shoot em int he face thing! Better than shoot em in the ass! I guess

 

[shrapnel]

It opened him up like a can of Spaghetti O’s

 

[Seeleylakehunter]

Who wants the last dieing quivers ?
Ok guys I guess I'll take one for the team again I guess.

 

[The Hedgehog]

It's never too late to shoot him in the ass...
(usually said standing over a dead elk a long ways from the truck)

 

[EYJONAS!]

When people that might be new into the hunting world and maybe "don't know" and they call a doe/cow/ewe/nanny/ etc. a female.

It just doesn't sound right when they go.... yeah I got a couple female deer this season.

Sorry pongo that just doesn't sound right.....

 

[Nick87]

When people that might be new into the hunting world and maybe "don't know" and they call a doe/cow/ewe/nanny/ etc. a female.

It just doesn't sound right when they go.... yeah I got a couple female deer this season.

Sorry pongo that just doesn't sound right.....

Like when non hunters ask if you caught anything this hunting season.

 

[antlerradar]

One time I showed a nonhunter/likely antihunter friend of a relative the shed antler collection.
Her words "Think of all the deer that had to die for this collection". I could see she was stressing out and maybe near tears so I gave it a few moments before I explained that deer naturally shed their antlers every year and none of them had to die for the collection. She was quite relieved.

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

Let er rip tater chip .
Didn't go 20

When rut says it...its ok by me.

 

[bigsky2]

Ha! Touché. There are a few of us here that try to steer clear of the BS or have been here long enough to watch it creep in....it's tough though.
I can't swing my growler of Mountains Walking IPA or hemp bag of groceries from the Co-Op without hitting a bearded "hunting athlete" on their way to getting their real estate license.

I’ve always thought it’s a little ironic when a guy loves to hunt, meanwhile his day job is being a realtor and trying to sell everyone their little slice of heaven on critical elk and deer winter range.

 

[EYJONAS!]

I had a guy one time ask me in Bozeman after a shed hunt....

Why do you pickup the horns do you know your taking a significant food source away from squirrels and marmots?

I left without saying good bye....

 

[RobertD]

I just like the ones where the guy is clearly disappointed with the animal, and he keeps giving the little half-hearted qualifiers because he misjudged the antlers and can't sit there and ogle them. "What a great meat buck/wanted to get him out of the herd/such a grueling hunt blah blah blah..."

It's like, stop being a dork and be thankful for the deer you killed.

 

[Wapiti_48]

Took this from an episode with Randy and the boys in Az, I think Michael mentioned “JLO” the Javelina Like Object lol

bunch of JLOs out there

 

[bigsky2]

"Out for a weekend rip"

 

[geetar]

Like when non hunters ask if you caught anything this hunting season.

Had a city girl friend of ours comment on a photo me and my brother took with some mallards we had shot. She said “nice catch “ that’s been at least 10 years and I haven’t forgotten it.

 

[geetar]

Ha! Touché. There are a few of us here that try to steer clear of the BS or have been here long enough to watch it creep in....it's tough though.
I can't swing my growler of Mountains Walking IPA or hemp bag of groceries from the Co-Op without hitting a bearded "hunting athlete" on their way to getting their real estate license.

Just the phrase “ hunting athlete “ is obnoxious. I lift, I run, and i shoot ( guns not bows. ) but I find it hard to take these obsessive hunting athlete people serious. It’s one thing when Cam Hanes does it. He’s kinda the original. It’s even more annoying when fanboys do it.

 

[AvidIndoorsman]

Just the phrase “ hunting athlete “ is obnoxious. I lift, I run, and i shoot ( guns not bows. ) but I find it hard to take these obsessive hunting athlete people serious. It’s one thing when Cam Hanes does it. He’s kinda the original. It’s even more annoying when fanboys do it.

People who run and podcast Cam *cough* Janis *cough* go for your run and then talk about elk.

 

[Nick87]

Just the phrase “ hunting athlete “ is obnoxious. I lift, I run, and i shoot ( guns not bows. ) but I find it hard to take these obsessive hunting athlete people serious. It’s one thing when Cam Hanes does it. He’s kinda the original. It’s even more annoying when fanboys do it.

Original db.