Funny crap kids say..

[Moosie]

So, I forget alot of what my kids say and do but last Monday we did a game with the kids. They wan'ted to play "Sherades" SP? Anyway, Zachary was up and he got his word, put his hands behind his back pulled them foward an then started to do Kungfoo or something. I mean we guessed EVERYTHING !!!! Finally we gave up. We asked what it was and he said "BIONICLE". You know, the green one (I forgot his name) that has the sword behgind his head and then puts it together and then fights ?!!?

NO way would I have ever gotten that !!

But then I was thinking .. BIONICLE ? The game we had wouldn't have that in there... would it ? So I asked him to hand over the card. Sure and tax's, the Word was Binoculars.... OOPS !!! HAHA, we had a laugh and then moved on.

Later, Oscar III got a word and then started crawling on the ground. Now, I brag about this guy all the time, You guys are probably sick of it. He's in Honors and Gifted class's, Read the MAnuscript for an Author on book and got his comments published in it when it was printed, Top reader in every grade every year thus far in the school and Just got Offered to go to Washington DC to represent his School. (A whole nother topic later this summer) Top reader, Reading at College level.... But, Still a 4th grader. Sometimes we forget that. So he did his thing, we tried to guess and Couldn't. We asked what it was and he said "MOUSE". We should have got it, he actually did a good mouse impression... but didn't. Then he said, I think they misspelled it though.... the spelt it MOUSSE.

Yah, like the stuff you put in your hair. He's never heard of that Was kind of funny. Probably not as funny and me saying MONO-TONO-us for Monotonous in the spelling Bee compitition practice...... but funny still the same.

Any funny kid stories lately ?

 

[MarvB]

Family was out driving to a sball game on Sat....go behind a car load of blue hairs and I was about wiggin as we tooled down the road at 20mph (in a 40 zone). Finally got a chance to pass (we were running late) and while I zipped around I noticed that the (vanity) plates on the car read STOP1..I commented that STOP was about how they were driving to which my youngest (7 y/o) daughter says "I thought it stood for Save The Old People!"

After that I wasn't near as keyed up!!

 

[ashersdad]

We were playing a similar game with my wifes family only you could talk (just couldn't say the word). Well my wifes cousins turn comes and he starts saying, "it's the size of my dads truck", and "it's how much the truck weighs". Well we couldn't get it and we ask what the word was and he says "one ton". My wife looks at the card and it says won ton.

 

[nmtaxi]

A couple of years back my son took a hunter education class. We had been over the material several times, and I thought he knew the stuff pretty well. The instructor asked the class to name the shooting positions. The first kid that raised his hand said "the kneeling position". The next said "the sitting position". My kid got real excited that he knew one of the answers, so he raises his hand and shouts out "THE PORN POSITION". I thought the instructor was going to have a heart attack. He said "That's the prone position. You have to go to another class to learn the "porn position"".

 

[Whiskers]

When the kids were little we lived on a big farm in NW Ohio, the house was surrounded by cornfields. We kept telling the boys not to go into the cornfields because they would get lost, and we would never be able to find them. About that time the song Lucille by Kenny Rogers came out, we were in the car, Lucille was on the radio, the wife, and kids were singing along with it. When the line 4 hungry children, and a crop in the fields came up, both boys sang out loud and clear 400 children are lost in the fields
They really thought that was what he was saying, I almost drove into a ditch I was laughing so hard.

 

[powderburn]

Several years ago when the twins where about 4 I over heard one of them ask his mother why Jesus Christ's mom and dad named him Jesus Christ. She said for the same reason we named him Brent because we liked the name. His response was " Ya but Brent isn't a swear word."

 

[scottymack]

My 3 yr old told her mother that "stupid ladies shouldn't drive" I don't know where she learned that one from, I'll have to tal to my dad to see what he's been teaching her.

 

[cjcj]

I will never forget, the time me and some guys from work went Pig hunting [Javelina]

My wife said every time my Daughter [6 at the time] answered the phone she would tell everyone... My Daddy went "Hyena" hunting... should just couldn`t say Javelina for some reason.

 

[Nemont]

Was watching TV with the kids can't remember the show but a commercial for one of those pills that help men get it up came on. About 15 minutes later my middle daughter ask, "What the heck is reptile dysfunction?"

Nemont

 

[guppie9]

My wife bought me a t-shirt that says "Real Men Eat Beaver." My 11 year old niece was visiting up from Arizona and I put the shirt on one night after getting off of work without even thinking about it. That night she was talking to her dad (my brother) on the phone and out of nowhere, she says "Did you know Uncle Kevin eats beaver?" Needless to say, he wanted an explanation!!!

 

[guppie9]

"What the heck is reptile dysfunction?"

Nemont

Isn't that when your snake refuses to eat???

 

[pa mt man]

Twelve years ago, I was driving to the airport to pick up my brother with my and his kids along. His four year daughter old spotted a cross in the medium and asked why it was there. My oldest daughter explained that someone had died in an auto wreck there. She thought about it and asked "Why the heck did they bury them there?"