Four married guys go hunting. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
FIRST GUY: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out hunting this weekend. I had to promise wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend."
SECOND GUY: "That is nothing. I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
THIRD GUY: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife I would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue hunting when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come hunting this weekend. What's the deal?"
FOURTH GUY: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "hunting or sex" and she said, dress warm."
FIRST GUY: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out hunting this weekend. I had to promise wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend."
SECOND GUY: "That is nothing. I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
THIRD GUY: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife I would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue hunting when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come hunting this weekend. What's the deal?"
FOURTH GUY: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "hunting or sex" and she said, dress warm."
