...for gunner46

[noharleyyet]

...and a few others I'm sure.

The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.-

Woody Allen

 

[Gunner46]

D@mn Sam....that was a Good One !! Thanks for the Laugh, my brother. I wish you could have been in the courtroom and saw their faces, when she said "He abandonded me...to go play with his buddies, when I got depolyed for Desert Storm.

 

[JohnCushman]

yeah...my ex said it was my fault she cheated on me because I got deployed to Iraq and left her all alone...lol The best part of that marriage was the divorce

 

[Gunner46]

SHHHHH !! Just between me & you..... When i got the phone call, I had to make a very quick decision.

" Get shot at.... Stay with the &itch""....Hmmmmm ?

Take a guess.