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fastest thing in the world

GRUNT

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Four old cowboys are having a discussion about what is the fastest thing
in the world.

First cowboy says, "I believe it's thinking, 'cause when you ***** your
finger or touch a flame, the pain instantly becomes thought and hits the
brain."

Second cowboy says, "Well, I think its blinking. When you blink and open
your eyes again, you immediately see everything. Nothing is changed."

Third cowboy says, "Well, I think it's light, 'cause as soon as you press
that light switch, you go from dark to instant light."

Fourth cowboy says, "Well, I think it's the Mexican-two-step
diarrhea."

All the others ask simultaneously, "Diarrhea? Why?"

Fourth cowboy says, "I'll explain it to you. I went across the border to a
saloon last night and drank a buncha homemade Mexican tequila. On the way
home from the saloon, I stopped off at Lupe's cafe and ate two helpings of
her Mexican Special, which had been warmed over a time or two, and a
buncha jalapeno and some chili peppers I never saw
before."

First cowboy asks, "So, what's that got to do with speed or diarrhea?"

Fourth cowboy says, "Well, later on when I was in bed, I felt this fire
and fierce rumbling in my belly, and before I could think, or blink, or
turn that damn light on......"

'nuff said?
 
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