A-con
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Northern Colorado has been taken over. The Flat Top wilderness is occupied territory. Tens of thousand "wicked wapitis" are hideing behind every tree, running in all the cannyons. Elk are everywhere and their multipling at an alarming rate ! The locals are running for safty because the devastation is horrific. Medows trampled, grass eaten down to the nub, ELK TURDS EVERYWHERE !
The situation looks bleak, but do not dispare. The state of Colorado is mounting a counter offinsive called "Operation third season" From every road and trail head hunters will answer the battel cry.
At the same time, a covert mission will penatrate deep behind enemy lines. Two specially trained agents from this board will sneak in and mount a cavalry charge on the tragets flank. Liveing on nothing but beer & gumbo, they will pressure the elk from the high country until victory is ours!
This could be our last best chance to make the high country safe for women & children.
Failure is not an option.
This ain't rock & roll, this is VENICIDE !
<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 10-27-2002 03:21: Message edited by: Anaconda ]</font>
The situation looks bleak, but do not dispare. The state of Colorado is mounting a counter offinsive called "Operation third season" From every road and trail head hunters will answer the battel cry.
At the same time, a covert mission will penatrate deep behind enemy lines. Two specially trained agents from this board will sneak in and mount a cavalry charge on the tragets flank. Liveing on nothing but beer & gumbo, they will pressure the elk from the high country until victory is ours!
This could be our last best chance to make the high country safe for women & children.
Failure is not an option.
This ain't rock & roll, this is VENICIDE !
<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 10-27-2002 03:21: Message edited by: Anaconda ]</font>