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steamingutpile
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Darcula is visiting Italy and he's got quite a thirst for blood. So he waits in an alley. Guy comes out of a resturant Dracula grabs him and drains him dry. To hide the body he throws it off a bridge. Still hungry he goes back to the alley. A young woman walks by he grabs her and drinks her blood. Again he throws the body off a bridge. Still not satisfied he goes back to the alley and grabs an old man and drinks his blood. Then he throws the body off the bridge. Then he thinks I've thrown three bodies off the bridge but I haven't heard them splash in the water. Better check I don't want them to know I'm around these parts just yet. So he shines a light down from the bridge. There lays a huge crocodile singing "Drained Wops keep falling on my head."
