Dateline November 8 2004

[pawclaws]

GW Bush is reelected President for a second term in a landslide. With the largest turnout of voters ever recorded; this success is attributed to last Friday's discovery of the body of Osama Bin Ladin in the Northern area of Tikrit, near Saddam Hussein's former residence. Apparently Bin Ladin had been hiding in a safe house sponsored by Hussein's supporters these many months and was killed during an allied attack targeting insurgents known to frequent the area.

 

[Tom]

Good news, I can't wait. Bush has got my vote!

 

[feclnogn]

On a related note, On November 10th Bush decided to build four more dams on the snake river drainage and allow cows to rome free all over the west. Enviromental activists Ithaca37 and Elkgunner had no comment.

 

[pawclaws]

There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that the contractors hired to build the new Snake River dams use predominantly Illegal Alien labor reported Ms. Rice, the newly appointed Secretary of the Interior. "They are multilingual and have learned some English since moving to Southern California under the Remember Mister Rogers Adopt a Neighbor Program."

 

[Ithaca 37]

Also, on November 10 Bush decided to double the allowable arsenic level in drinking water, abolish the EPA instead of just gutting it, budget 200 billion dollars to land a man on Uranus by 2007, modify the Clean Air Act to allow unlimited smog 365 days a year anywhere in the US, admit that he never attended a National Guard meeting in his whole life, put Halliburton in charge of monitoring oil well pollution, change the Endangered Species Act to allow the extinction of up to 500 plant and animal species a year, attack Iran, Finland, Uraguay and Pago Pago in a search for the lost WMDs he suspects they are hiding for Saddam Hussein, and pardon all incarcerated Enron execs who contribute more than $2000 to brother Jeb's presidential campaign.

[ 03-04-2004, 20:33: Message edited by: Ithaca 37 ]

 

[JohnSWA]

LOL! That was pretty good Ithaca!

 

[pawclaws]

"budget 200 billion dollars to land a man on Uranus by 2007" "Two hundred billion dollars??????" Hell they doin it in Californy for the price of a marriage license!! (Man on youranus that is!)

 

[Bullhound]

"One way or the other, we are determined to deny Iraq the capacity to
develop weapons of mass destruction and the missiles to deliver them.
That is our bottom line."
- President Clinton, Feb. 4, 1998

"If Saddam rejects peace and we have to use force, our purpose is clear.
We want to seriously diminish the threat posed by Iraq's weapons of mass
destruction program."
- President Clinton, Feb. 17, 1998

"Iraq is a long way from [the USA], but what happens there matters a great deal
here. For the risks that the leaders of a rogue state will use nuclear,
chemical or biological weapons against us or our allies is the greatest
security threat we face."
- Madeline Albright, Feb 18, 1998

"He will use those weapons of mass destruction again, as he has ten times
since 1983."
- Sandy Berger, Clinton National Security Adviser, Feb, 18, 1998

"[W]e urge you, after consulting with Congress, and consistent with the U.S.
Constitution and laws, to take necessary actions (including, if appropriate,
air and missile strikes on suspect Iraqi sites) to respond effectively to
the threat posed by Iraq's refusal to end its weapons of mass destruction
programs."
- Letter to President Clinton, signed by Sens. Carl Levin,
Tom Daschle, John Kerry, and others Oct. 9, 1998

"Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass
destruction technology which is a threat to countries in the region and he
has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process."
- Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D, CA), Dec. 16, 1998

"Hussein has .. chosen to spend his money on building weapons of mass
destruction and palaces for his cronies."
- Madeline Albright, Clinton Secretary of State, Nov. 10, 1999

"There is no doubt that .. Saddam Hussein has invigorated his weapons
programs. Reports indicate that biological, chemical and nuclear programs
continue apace and may be back to pre-Gulf War status. In addition, Saddam
continues to redefine delivery systems and is doubtless using the cover of a
licit missile program to develop longer-range missiles that will threaten
the United States and our allies."
- Letter to President Bush, Signed by Sen. Bob Graham (D, FL,)
and others, December 5, 2001

"We begin with the common belief that Saddam Hussein is a tyrant and a
threat to the peace and stability of the region. He has ignored the
mandated of the United Nations and is building weapons of mass destruction
and the means of delivering them."
- Sen. Carl Levin (D, MI), Sept. 19, 2002

"We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical
weapons throughout his country."
- Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002

"Iraq's search for weapons of mass destruction has proven impossible to
deter and we should assume that it will continue for as long as Saddam is in
power."
- Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002

"We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is seeking and developing
weapons of mass destruction."
- Sen. Ted Kennedy (D, MA), Sept. 27, 2002

"The last UN weapons inspectors left Iraq in October of 1998. We are
confident that Saddam Hussein retains some stockpiles of chemical and
biological weapons, and that he has since embarked on a crash course to
build up his chemical and biological warfare capabilities. Intelligence
reports indicate that he is seeking nuclear weapons..."
- Sen. Robert Byrd (D, WV), Oct. 3, 2002

"I will be voting to give the President of the United States the authority
to use force-- if necessary-- to disarm Saddam Hussein because I believe
that a deadly arsenal of weapons of mass destruction in his hands is a real
and grave threat to our security."
- Sen. John F. Kerry (D, MA), Oct. 9, 2002

"There is unmistakable evidence that Saddam Hussein is working aggressively
to develop nuclear weapons and will likely have nuclear weapons within the
next five years ... We also should remember we have always underestimated
the progress Saddam has made in development of weapons of mass destruction."
- Sen. Jay Rockefeller (D, WV), Oct 10, 2002

"He has systematically violated, over the course of the past 11 years, every
significant UN resolution that has demanded that he disarm and destroy his
chemical and biological weapons, and any nuclear capacity. This he has
refused to do" Rep.
- Henry Waxman (D, CA), Oct. 10, 2002

"In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that
Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weap ons
stock, his missile delivery capability, and his nuclear program. He has
also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to terrorists, including al Qaeda members
.. It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will
continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare,
and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons."
- Sen. Hillary Clinton (D, NY), Oct 10, 2002

"We are in possession of what I think to be compelling evidence that Saddam
Hussein has, and has had for a number of years, a developing capacity for
the production and storage of weapons of mass destruction."
- Sen. Bob Graham (D, FL), Dec. 8, 2002

"Without question, we need to disarm Saddam Hussein. He is a brutal,
murderous dictator, leading an oppressive regime ... He presents a
particularly grievous threat because he is so consistently prone to
miscalculation ... And now he is miscalculating America's response to his
continued deceit and his consistent grasp for weapons of mass destruction
So the threat of Saddam Hussein with weapons of mass destruction is real
..."
- Sen. John F. Kerry (D, MA), Jan. 23. 2003

SO NOW THE DEMOCRATS SAY PRESIDENT BUSH LIED, THAT THERE NEVER WERE ANY WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION AND HE TOOK US
TO WAR FOR HIS OIL BUDDIES???


Interesting................................

 

[pawclaws]

Hey bullhound, cut and paste that on every thread you see that has Elkgunner's moniker on it! Thanks man!!

 

[Calif. Hunter]

Wow. This sure lets the wind out of a lot of sails!

 

[Bullhound]

I thought some may find this compelation interesting............................................

By the way Paws, I'm still trying to get my breathing back in line after choking on your "anus" comment. Thanks, I needed a good laugh today!

 

[jmehler]

I may have to use some of those in my next letter to the local paper. Nothing quite like firing someones own words back at them.

 

[pawclaws]

No sweat Bull; that's what I get paid for! (...and it's a lot of fun too!!)