Be safe out there

[gouch]

This is a conversation I had with my 5 year old grandson.
GS: Grandpa
Me: Yes
GS: Have you ever shot a deer?
Me: Yah, I've shot quit a few deer.
GS: Have you ever shot a bear?
Me: It's been awhile bu yah I've shot a few bear.
GS: Have you ever shot a wolf?
Me: No it isn't legal to shoot wolves around here so I have never shot one.
GS: Have you ever shot a T Rex?
Me: No I have never shot a T Rex.
GS: They're still alive.
Me: Well, all I know is that I sure haven't ever seen any.
GS: That's because they're camouflaged.
So keep your eyes peeled and your head on a swivel because if one of them camouflaged T Rex gets a hold of you it's gunna ruin your whole weekend.

 

[Dunning Kruger]

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[Festus]

They're out there!
I've heard them and even chased a few of them - but have never seen one.

 

[Deleted member 38069]

He must be a Jurassic Park fan! Funny stuff

 

[gouch]

He must be a Jurassic Park fan! Funny stuff

That boy is just 5 years old and can identify (and pronounce the names of) darn near every dinosaur ever discovered. His mother is a big dinosaur fan too.