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A Newly Defined Disease is Found to be Widespread and Highly Contagious.*

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February, 2015 -*

Doctors at the CDC have released a statement this month disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person’s entire body then goes dormant (most dangerous stage). The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects.*

Symptoms include:

• Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing our President pander to Muslim terrorists.*

• Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the O’Reilly factor.*

• Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.

• Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing Muslims murdering innocent people.*

• Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.*

• Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself.*

The official designation for “post Islamo-terrorist stress trauma with apologetic war fatigue” is PIST-AWF. If you feel you are PIST-AWF, please notify your local election board immediately and place your name on the list for a cure.*

It is expected the cure will be available in November of 2016 and will be offered by a credible conservative candidate.:mad:
 
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February, 2015 -*

It is expected the cure will be available in November of 2016 and will be offered by a credible conservative candidate.:mad:
I sure hope you were just being funny because the word "credible" and "conservative" is such an oxymoron.
That would be like calling FOX news a credible network. :eek:
 
I guess anyone that thinks he is a good president must also play golf and make very bad investments !!!
 
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