14 Things PMS Stands For

[Elkhunter]

01.) Pass My Shotgun
02.) Psychotic Mood Shift
03.) Perpetual Munching Spree
04.) Puffy Mid-Section
05.) People Make me Sick
06.) Provide Me with Sweets
07.) Pardon My Sobbing
08) Pimples May Surface
09.) Pass My Sweatpants
10.) Pissy Mood Syndrome
11.) Plainly; Men Suck
12.) Pack My Stuff
13.) Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
...and my favorite one...
14.) Potential Murder Suspect

 

[huntrluvr]

Amen to that!!! I feel so sorry for my hubby. I'm coming off of one raging PMS cycle. Betcha he can't wait until next month. At least the dog house has cable and A/C for him.

 

[Elkhunter]

I can feel his pain

 

[ELKCHSR]

LOL Guy's!!!Don't then forget the "Poor man syndrome"!!!!

 

[Nightcrawler]

LOL!!!

 

[WHITETAIL HUNTER]

You put cable in the doghouse. Hell, I been sweating My arse off for weeks out there. Thanks for telling me.

 

[Nut]

LOL Whitetail Hunter.

I will stick with the old one

Punish Male Spouse

 

[ELKCHSR]

Now that's a good one!!!

 

[Nut]

A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ - depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features; and if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass.

 

[ELKCHSR]

LMAO!!!

 

[Kraven]

That pretty much sums it up LOL