An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray had always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he
buys them, and wears them home walking proudly. He walks into the house and
says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie...
A young hillbilly named Kenny, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a
farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad
news; the donkey died."
Kenny replied, "Well, then, just give me my...
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the
first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind
this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made
love to you.
Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
Okay, he says, "How about taking a...
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, "Johnny, what...
Forgot to say, that Region 7 which Glendive is in usually has plenty of non res white tail doe tags. You will need to have your bowhunting safety class certificate to get an archery license.
I was in Glendive for deer and pheasant last year. The numbers were good then and the winter was mild. I don't know about the spring for the hatch, but i suspect you will find a good number of pheasants. I'm headed back there this year after i get back from Iraq. Let me know what you find...
To start off with, I am not able to scout to find and pattern deer in Montana since i'm stationed in Cali. I hunt familiar territory that most people refuse to hunt b/c it entails actual "hunting" rather than driving roads and hoping to get lucky, so the deer aren't pushed hard.
Last year I...
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play -
normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the
hole and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have...