Here is a little poem that I found on 9-11 and wanted to share it with everyone...
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Today we have higher buildings and wider highways, but shorter temperments and a narrower point of view.
We spend more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses, but...
Spice Cake
1 part Irish Cream
1 part Amaretto
1 part Cinnamon Schnapps
Mix with ice, strain, and serve in shot glass. Your mom
didn't make cake like this!
Pistachio Cream
1 Oz. Pistachio Liqueur
1 Oz. Brandy
5 Oz. Ice Cream Vanilla
Combine all ingredients in an electric blender and
blend at a low speed for a short length of time. Pour
into a chilled champagne flute and serve.
Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall
3/4 oz. each:
Sloe Gin
Vodka
Southern Comfort
Galliano
Splash of Orange Juice
Shake & Pour in large glass, Garnish with an orange
slice and cherry.. assume the position brace yourself
against the wall =)
MALIBU WIPEOUT
Ingredients:
1 oz. Cranberry juice
1 oz. Pineapple Juice
1 oz. Malibu Coconut Rum
1 oz. Absolut Citron
Description:
Combine all ingedients in a parfait glass. Serve with
pineapple chunk and cherry. Remember to sing surf
songs!
STUMBLEFUCK
Ingredients:
1/3 oz. Jagermeister
1/3 oz. Rumplemintz
1/3 oz. Aftershock
Description:
Mix and shoot,and later in the evening you will
stumble to floor because your bed is spinning!
NUCLEAR HARD-ON
Ingredients:
1 Part Absolut Citron
1 Part Midori
1 Part Sour Mix
1 Part 7-Up
Description:
Fill tin with ice, mix all ingredients and pour into a shot glass and
stand back because Im about to show you something Im about to be really
proud of!
MILLIONARE'S COFFEE
Ingredients:
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 shot Kahlua
1/2 shot Frangelico
6 oz. Coffee
Directions:
Place Bailey's Irish Cream, Frangelico and Kahlua
in Irish coffee mug and add coffee. Top with whip
cream and allspice(cinnamon and nutmeg)(optional)
Will pick...
Italian Pecker
1/4 oz. each of
Myer's Rum Cream
Galliano
Tuaca
1/2 oz. Mozart
Shake with ice, Strain into Shot glass. This one will
but hair on your chest =)