Here is a little poem that I found on 9-11 and wanted to share it with everyone...
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Today we have higher buildings and wider highways, but shorter temperments and a narrower point of view.
We spend more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses, but...
Spice Cake
1 part Irish Cream
1 part Amaretto
1 part Cinnamon Schnapps
Mix with ice, strain, and serve in shot glass. Your mom
didn't make cake like this!
Pistachio Cream
1 Oz. Pistachio Liqueur
1 Oz. Brandy
5 Oz. Ice Cream Vanilla
Combine all ingredients in an electric blender and
blend at a low speed for a short length of time. Pour
into a chilled champagne flute and serve.
Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall
3/4 oz. each:
Sloe Gin
Vodka
Southern Comfort
Galliano
Splash of Orange Juice
Shake & Pour in large glass, Garnish with an orange
slice and cherry.. assume the position brace yourself
against the wall =)
MALIBU WIPEOUT
Ingredients:
1 oz. Cranberry juice
1 oz. Pineapple Juice
1 oz. Malibu Coconut Rum
1 oz. Absolut Citron
Description:
Combine all ingedients in a parfait glass. Serve with
pineapple chunk and cherry. Remember to sing surf
songs!
STUMBLEFUCK
Ingredients:
1/3 oz. Jagermeister
1/3 oz. Rumplemintz
1/3 oz. Aftershock
Description:
Mix and shoot,and later in the evening you will
stumble to floor because your bed is spinning!
NUCLEAR HARD-ON
Ingredients:
1 Part Absolut Citron
1 Part Midori
1 Part Sour Mix
1 Part 7-Up
Description:
Fill tin with ice, mix all ingredients and pour into a shot glass and
stand back because Im about to show you something Im about to be really
proud of!
MILLIONARE'S COFFEE
Ingredients:
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 shot Kahlua
1/2 shot Frangelico
6 oz. Coffee
Directions:
Place Bailey's Irish Cream, Frangelico and Kahlua
in Irish coffee mug and add coffee. Top with whip
cream and allspice(cinnamon and nutmeg)(optional)
Will pick...
Italian Pecker
1/4 oz. each of
Myer's Rum Cream
Galliano
Tuaca
1/2 oz. Mozart
Shake with ice, Strain into Shot glass. This one will
but hair on your chest =)
Go to this link and see if you can figure out what is wrong with this room. (Make sure that your speakers are turned up...someting cool happens when you find the error in the room) http://www.g105.com/whatswrong.html
Easter Egg
1 oz. Rum
1 oz. Apricot Brandy
Pineapple juice
Apple juice
Blend and serve over ice in a Collins glass,
Garnish with an orange slice and cherry. Easter bunny's
coming to town!
Dirty Mother
1 1/4 oz. Brandy
3/4 oz. Kahlua
Cream
Shake with ice, Serve in a Rocks glass. Oh the thoughts
you will think! Your mother would be shocked