A little long but worth the read.
For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need
to
take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it
out on
someone you don't know.....
I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had...
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies...