What are Cats

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What are Cats?

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.

2. They rarely listen to you.

3. They’re totally unpredictable.

4. They whine when they’re not happy.

5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.

6. When you want to be alone they want to play.

7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

8. They’re moody.

9. They leave hair everywhere.

10. They drive you nuts.

11. They are easily amused.

12. They’re mesmerized by shiny baubles.

13. They are easily distracted.

14. They require constant pampering.

15. They are always poking their noses in where they don’t belong.

Conclusion: Cats are tiny little
Women in cheap fur coats
 
Conclusion could get some of us in trouble. lol

Cats are not: Mans best friend. Just ask Fin.

So I guess I'll go out on a limb here. They can get expensive.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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