Surefire business opportunity

[dgibson]

Here's an interesting tidbit from an article about how to keep deer out of your garden. From http://espn.go.com/outdoors/conservation/s/g_fea_deer-out-of-gardens_wire.html : <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>In his book "Solving Deer Problems" (Lyons Press; $14.95), garden writer Peter Loewer explores dozens of repellents, including one that involves having his male, meat-eating house guests relieve themselves around the perimeter of the garden to scare the deer away.

"It doesn't work with vegetarians," Loewer writes.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Now, THERE's something I can do! I already make the product 24x7x365...all I've got to do is start bottling it and sell it to gardners everywhere for exorbitant amounts of money! Wa-hoo!

 

[Nut]

No wonder the deer disappear after I take a leak marking my territory. I think it attracts other hunters though because they show right up and plant theirselves right next to me it seems.

 

[Whiskers]

Nut, leave the PINK DRESS at home, and the other guys will quit coming over to talk to ya.