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[Schaaf]

My fat ass loves cookies, but I usually ask if I can just donate the money vs buying. Its win win. They make $20 instead of $2, and don't have to come back to my house, and I don't get any fatter.

I had someone do this when I was in junior high selling chocolates for Babe Ruth baseball. My buddy and I just went to the park and ate the chocolates he bought instead.