An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. The doctor
asks him how he's feeling. The 80 year-old said, "I've never felt better. I
have an 18-year-old bride who is expecting our first child. What do you
think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins, "I have a
friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was
going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella
instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting
beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and went, 'Bang, bang.'
and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver.
The doctor replied, "My point exactly....."
asks him how he's feeling. The 80 year-old said, "I've never felt better. I
have an 18-year-old bride who is expecting our first child. What do you
think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins, "I have a
friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was
going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella
instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting
beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and went, 'Bang, bang.'
and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver.
The doctor replied, "My point exactly....."
