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Obituary of the
hunt talk Doughboy
Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran hunt talk spokesperson, The hunt talk Doughboy Moosie, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was about 300#. Moosie was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch and many others.
The graveside was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Moosie as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was still considered a roll model for millions.
Toward the end it was thought he'd raise once again, but he was no tart.
Moosie is survived by his wife, Play Dough. They have three children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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Obituary of the
hunt talk Doughboy
Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran hunt talk spokesperson, The hunt talk Doughboy Moosie, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was about 300#. Moosie was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch and many others.
The graveside was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Moosie as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was still considered a roll model for millions.
Toward the end it was thought he'd raise once again, but he was no tart.
Moosie is survived by his wife, Play Dough. They have three children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
