AZHUNTERR
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Subject: Middle East Mystery
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> I believe this solves the Middle East Mystery: Everyone seems to be
> wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's
> see now...
> No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball,
> No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No
> hooters, No pork BBQ, No hot-dogs, No burgers, No lobster, shellfish,
> or even frozen fish sticks.
> Then they have rags for clothes, towels for hats. Constant wailing from
> the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors. 24 hour
> wailing from a guy in the tower.
> No chocolate chip cookies, No Christmas, You can't shave, Your wife
> can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey... cooked
> over burning camel dung.
> The women have to wear baggy dresses, and veils at all times. Your bride
> is picked by someone else, she smells just like your donkey, but your
> donkey has a better disposition.
> Then they tell you when you die it all gets better.
>
> NO MYSTERY HERE
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>
> I believe this solves the Middle East Mystery: Everyone seems to be
> wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's
> see now...
> No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball,
> No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No
> hooters, No pork BBQ, No hot-dogs, No burgers, No lobster, shellfish,
> or even frozen fish sticks.
> Then they have rags for clothes, towels for hats. Constant wailing from
> the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors. 24 hour
> wailing from a guy in the tower.
> No chocolate chip cookies, No Christmas, You can't shave, Your wife
> can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey... cooked
> over burning camel dung.
> The women have to wear baggy dresses, and veils at all times. Your bride
> is picked by someone else, she smells just like your donkey, but your
> donkey has a better disposition.
> Then they tell you when you die it all gets better.
>
> NO MYSTERY HERE
