An elderly woman had just returned to her home from
an evening of church
services when she was startled by an intruder. She
caught the man in the act
of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled,
"Stop! Acts 2:38!"
(Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ
so that your sins may
be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks.
The woman calmly called the police and explained what
she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he
asked the burglar, "Why did
you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a
scripture to you."
“Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had
an ax and two 38's!"
an evening of church
services when she was startled by an intruder. She
caught the man in the act
of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled,
"Stop! Acts 2:38!"
(Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ
so that your sins may
be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks.
The woman calmly called the police and explained what
she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he
asked the burglar, "Why did
you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a
scripture to you."
“Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had
an ax and two 38's!"
